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Get Back – Boro Seek To Halt The Slide →  September 28, 2009

A renewed call to arms from Gareth Southgate punctuates the latest installment in the never-ending series of critical matches. The gaffer wants a comprehensive reply to the recent malaise-infused performances, effective tomorrow as we host Leicester. The Foxes currently sit 10th, a tremendous start to the campaign engineered by former Boro hard man Nigel Pearson [...]

Don’t Be Shy – Boro Robbed For Real →  September 27, 2009

Was it an apparition? Did we hallucinate that sequence where Clinton Morrison, while turning Justin Hoyte, caressed a floating ball on his right arm, let it drop and beat Brad Jones for the first of two late Coventry goals? And surely we were lucid when last-man Elliott Ward impeded Leroy Lita and, after a lengthy [...]

Accidents Will Happen – Boro Bamboozeled by West Brom →  September 21, 2009

The potential for trouserings like that weren’t supposed to go off until after we made it back, surely never before it, not this season. The prototypical Championship sides we’d become familiar with might elicit the odd scare, or even inflict a few wounds as we traipsed back to the top. No one imagined the swift [...]

Double Fantasy – Boro Whip Wedenesday, Secure St. Ledger →  September 15, 2009

This Championship immersion continues to improve…another away triumph, this time at Hillsborough – Boro escaped an early deficit to cruise 3-1…a Darren Purse own goal and  strikes from Adam Johnson and Jeremie Aliadiere, encore, did the deed. Gaz sails to second in the table, setting up a potential 1-2 clash at The Riverside Saturday w/ [...]

This Strange Effect – Aliadiere Shines As Boro Trump Town →  September 14, 2009

In various forms, we’ve lauded his clutch performances against Wigan and Liverpool…and derided him as an international-never-will-be overrated donkey. Convicted praise rewarded w/ a return to the darkness; unwavering disdain and remorse that his deadline day loan deal collapsed – that’s the extreme gamut of supporting football entities. But he persevered to win back our [...]

The Republic – Irish Invasion On Teesside? →  September 11, 2009

Sean St Ledger? Caleb Folan? Roy Keane? All are scheduled, some confirmed, to appear soon at The Riverside. Keano will definitely make his Saturday 3p appointment to field his so far quite disappointing Ipswich Town side against a Boro looking to rebound and eradicate memories of an oh-so-forgetful 10+ day spell – losses to Forest [...]

Hanging Over – Boro Look To Loans For Reinforcement →  September 8, 2009

It’s all gone…that’s what AV says…the lavish spending on black hole assets – rarely, if ever, did the club profit from the jettisoning of the bloated past-it talent – don’t forget the new lordly facilities designed to attract players and fans alike. We’re skint, borasic, not a pot to piddle in… Gazza is serious about doing [...]

re: International Jet Set – All Quiet At Middlesbrough…For Now →  September 6, 2009

What’s an unknown benefit to flogging off your best players? No international duty disruptions, or the senseless and damaging injuries that seem to trail them, that’s what! We take a break from the post-transfer window prevarications to outline where the current squad lay on their respective home country’s footballing radars: (patterned on the squad for Bristol [...]

re: the Tuncay and Huth sales →  August 31, 2009

Stoke Fucking City swoop for two of our better players, and get them at a bargain price. £11m for the Teuton and Turk…6 for Huth is job done – we recovered the original fee to Chelsea and don’t need to worry about more inevitable injury woes…but 5 for Tuncay? The comparisons to other summer [...]

Watch Your Step – Tough Week Sees Boro Lose Their Grip →  August 31, 2009

It was certain to happen, just the manner in which it did was especially galling. Nicky Maynard latched on to a benign ball over the top of our tired makeshift back-line and produced a splendid strike to sink Boro 2-1 at Ashton Gate. The late match calamities we’re accustomed to usually occur through set-pieces – [...]