Side: Watford F.C. Nickname(s): The Hornets, Yellow Army, The Horns Ground: Vicarage Road From Boro: not quite London calling as Watford sits in the north-eastern reaches of Hertfordshire – 4 hours by car Kit: some evolution! The 2006-07 kit was streets ahead of that thing It’s Not A Moose: the large game emblazoned on the crest is actually a hart, [...]

The vitriol is now flying from both directions. An open attack on supporters from the club, in reply to their collective vocal assessment of the effort on display during the recent ‘Cup final’ v Pompey. They chanted, ‘we’ve only got one player’, a glowing plaudit to the only one they believe to give a fuck, [...]

Marlon King’s alleged sex crime… Candid afternoon reaction and discussion: Gunner 71: subject – so he can attack? http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/feb/12/marlon-king-football-assault-charge Sightsee MFC: I was waiting all day for that… Gunner 71: u got it 4 seconds after i read it… Sightsee MFC: but seriously, realising there is a timeframe for these things to manifest, how do we not query the player/agent [...]

Marlon King is ostensibly happy to be at Middlesbrough FC. Was the vetting process thorough enough? The former Gillingham man is known to be a handful – ask Dean Windass. But if his transgressions couldn’t be corralled by Steve Bruce or Phil Brown, how the feck can we expect GS to do so? Bruce has been [...]