Side: Newcastle United F.C.
Nickname(s): The Magpies, The Toon, Fucking Geordie Scum
Ground: St. James’ Park
From Boro: entirely too close – 45 miles
Kit: the usual home black and white stripey strip is timeless if not dull; the new away kit for this season though: bold, adventurous, and utterly vile…
Toon Army: look at these tits…
The State They’re In: hmmm…no manager, an embargo on transfer activity, ridiculous wage bill (even by Premier League standards), rudderless, directionless…Mike Ashley continues to hold out and unnecessarily parse each legitimate offer tendered for controlling ownership of the storied club – £100m is the ask price, w/ the sportswear magnate resigned to losing around 33% of his total investment
July 20th, 2009 @ BA
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